Black Caps Goal Shooter Jordie Barrett has signed a lucrative deal with fast food restaurant McDonalds. Barrett will become the official spokesperson for the brand for the rest of 2018.
To celebrate the partnership McDonalds will start selling a brand new combo called “The Jordie McBarrett”.
The combo contains
1 Large Chips
1 Frozen Coke and Diesel
1 Map and Key to a random persons house nearby.
The combo will also only be available after 4:30am on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
When asked about his new combo Barrett said “fuck man, the McBarrett is probably the thing I am most proud of. it will allow good cunts to eat, get more pissed and hopefully get a good sleep in a strangers house.
As a part of the deal Jordie must also change his name to McBarrett and he has to give Ronald McDonald his Instagram password.