Jacinda & Aaron Welcome “AfterDavid” Into The World

It is with great pride and pleasure that Jacinda Ardern and Aaron Smith welcome Afterdavid into the world Afterdavid was born sometime yesterday in a disabled toilet at Auckland hospital because it was the only place Aaron could find that was up to his standards of cleanliness.
“The disabled toilets are generally cleaner and just have a better vibe then the rooms themselves, that why we decided to give birth there” Aaron told Thai Castle.
Because Aaron is a first time father, he momentarily forgot that he was dealing with a real life baby, not a rugby ball and when
Afterdavid popped out his rugby brain made him play halfback between Jacinda’s legs and he spun a short ball out to the midwife who thankfully caught Afterdavid. Aaron is bringing
Afterdavid to the game in Dunedin on Saturday and hopes his newborn will appreciate the free ticket. “
I usually give these tickets out to fine young local ladies I meet in town the night before the game so Afterdavid better appreciate this” Clarke gaybels was also there too but he was at subway when the birth happened.

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