Blues Rebrand As ‘Auckland Pooze’, Due To Being So Shit

The name changes just keep rolling in! On what has been an eventful day for Supah Rugby Cup with the Auckland Blues renaming themselves as the Auckland Pooze for the rest of the year.

The announcement was made in front on no people this morning as no one really gives a shit about Blues in Auckland anymore.

On his daily trip to the a filthy bakery in Kinglsand Tana Umaga told Thai Castle “Look the reason we changed our name to the ‘Auckland Pooze’ is because we’ve been playing like shit for so many seasons. The boiz were juggling between Auckland Shits and Auckland Pooze for a while but we settled on Pooze as we thought it had a good ring to it”

When asking 1,000 Aucklanders on the street today what they thought of the name change the only answers we got were “sorry no speak engrish” and “what is rugby?”

The Pooze will play the Brewsaders tomorrow night a College Rifles number 5 field.

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