The Auckland Blues have struck a deal with the Ministry of Education, students in Auckland will now receive 4 unit standard credits with every proof of purchase for a home Auckland Blues game.
Students will need to physically sit through the full 80 minutes of woeful rugby. They are allowed to turn up heavily intoxicated if it means they show up and sit through what is sure to be hell on earth.
The announcement was made at every Monday morning assembly this week and was met with mixed reactions. Each school has been allotted 100 tickets to each home game. Dio rejected the tickets as most players are already sliding into the girls DM’s anyway and tempting them with tickets.
Tama from Tamaki college told Thai Castle “This is bullshit, I need these credits and to make me watch this shit is just cruel. I’d rather spend 3 hours learning Pythagoras’s theorem then go through this torture”
The Blues asked Thai Castle if they would like to do ticket giveaway but we declined as a gesture to our fans.