Kane Williamson Swears He Was Buying A Bunnings Sausage, Not Sandpaper.

As Kane Williamson walked into Bunnings Grey Lynn during the rain break on the forth day, our reporter Nattaporn Thanarak was coincidently walking in to look at a new stovetop after the usual kitchen element had been ruined after a night of spots in the resturant.

Nattaporn chased Kane down the street to enquire as to what the small object was in his Bunnings plastic bag. “Mate I just came down here to support the Grey Lynn girl guides fundraising for their upcoming camp. I love a snag as much as the next bloke and with the rain delay it just felt like the right time to throw my support behind the girls. Don’t look in the bag”

A spokesperson for Bunnings confirmed Kane had asked for all CCTV footage from aisle 13 be removed from the previous 24 hours.

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