NZ Immigration Gives Romain Poite a Lifetime Ban

After a shocking refereeing performance on French referee Romain Poite has further problems. NZ Immigration have banned the French referee for life from ever entering New Zealand again.

NZ Immigration Head Nigel Bickle told Thai Castle “Poite’s life time ban was an ‘accidental lifetime ban’ however we ain’t doing shit to change it as we don’t want to see him again in the country.”

Poite who was enjoying an all expenses ski trip in Queenstown compliments of the English Rugby Union “for services to the Lions”, was arrested and deported early this morning. The man responsible for the deportation was non-other than Sonny-Bill Williams who is making the most of his four-week suspension by giving back to the nation.

Sonny-Bill told Thai Castle “Yeah was asked to deport Poite this morning. So went to Queenstown found him coming down some slopes at Coronet Peak and shoulder charged him. Best thing was he couldn’t red card me aye”

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