Part time All Black Ben Smith has been fired from Taine Randell Accounting Solutions after ten years working a the firm. The news came after it was uncovered that Ben had been working for three other companies at the same time and using company money to bankroll some strange habits.
Taine Randell Accounting Solutions CEO – Sitiveni Blackadder-Crockett told Thai Castle “Yeah Ben has always been a top knotch accountant, however, he started taking heaps of sick days I mean way more than usual. He normally does his yearly trip to South Africa,Australia and Europe at the end of the year but he was starting to really start dropping the ball around the office. After going through his emails we realized that he has been working for three other companies called the Highlanders, The All Blacks & Fekitoa’s Swag Ass Fuck Romper Company. We were shocked. So we had to give him the boot.”
Further research uncovered Ben Smith had also been using company funds to get Dan Carter a fake French drivers license, install a disabled bathroom in teammate Aaron Smiths apartment and buy cocaine “for Ali Williams”
Ben Smith told Thai Castle “I’m sad to leave accounting. However, I guess I can now properly give this rugby thing a go”