Free “Gold Teeth” to be given to fans at Vatuvei’s last home appearance

The first 500 fans at this weekends Warriors home game v Penrith will all get a free golden tooth as a gift to remember Manu Vatuvei.

The idea was finally confirmed after players decided to spend two weeks deciding what to do for Manu, instead of training over the bye period. Management Claim that they have such a good roster they never really feel the need to train.

It has been reported that not all the players were so keen on the idea, Blake Ashford suggested a tub of butter to remind Manu of the night he dropped 8 high balls in 2007 v the Eels. Blake was just confirming to us all that he is still the least liked player in the entire league. The teeth are actually going to be a real help to the community that the Warriors are a part of.

With the rise and rise of sugar, many children are losing precious teeth so some fans will likely purchase tickets to pick up the teeth and head straight home.

“Ive been drinking fizzy drink since I was two years old, Im missing 3 front teeth so to get a golden one is going to really help” A young fan told Thai Castle. “But I also don’t want to be sad, so I’m going to go home straight away” The same kid told Thai Castle

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