David Bain To Sing National Anthem At Tomorrow’s All Blacks Game

His knees are weak, and his arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his hideous sweater already, It was mom’s spaghetti (he wishes).

Yes, David Bain is reportedly nervous but excited to be singing the national anthem for New Zealand this weekend. It comes at a time where he is ready to once again enter the public arena after many years having to hide his special talent of singing and hone his talent of defending himself in court.

“Ever since I remember I’ve been a natural on stage, I love to perform, singing and dancing. Sadly I’ve been having to perform on a different sort of arena lately but this will hopefully be my return to stardom”

All Blacks management didn’t want to discuss specifics, however, Jordie Barrett indicated he’ll be hoping to swap jerseys with the ‘legend of New Zealand’ after the match. It has been rumored that the All Blacks will be looking at creating a one-off Bain inspired jersey for their upcoming defense of the Bledisloe Cup

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