“Since learning of the team, Donald has tuned into every game, even during one of his press conferences with the German chancellor he had the SKYGO app running on his podium” Donald Trump is feeling pretty giddy this morning after another dreadful performance by the Vodafone Warriors.
The Warriors went down to the Dragons overnight much to the delight of President Trump as he can now confidently tell reporters that “if they’re looking for leaks, they should really look at the Warriors defence not our White House”. Since learning of the team, Donald has tuned into every game, even during one of his press conferences with the German chancellor he had the SKYGO app running on his podium for score updates to ensure his new team was doing worse than himself.
Trump reportedly became a fan of the club after asking an aide “Is there anyone more liked than me right now that actually has no fucking idea what they are doing?” to which his aide replied “Yes Sir, there is a rugby league team in New Zealand called the Warriors” CNN reporter David Dogood told Thai Castle, “We can’t believe it, we really thought all the leaks were coming from the White House but in reality, this rugby league team in New Zealand is leaking points every single week, it’s amazing to stumble across an organization in more trouble than the White House in 2017”
The Warriors play the Brisbane Broncos next weekend in Auckland and Mr Trump has chartered four Boeing 747’s for all interested media to fly over from Washington to view from the Mad Butcher’s Lounge. Vladimir Putin will be funding the trip.