Former All Black and energy drink magnate Justin Marshall has caused a stir in Auckland over the weekend.
Thai Castle understands that Marshall, who was in town to promote his new energy drink Boomfa, managed to impregnate a number of middle-aged to elderly women – including 101 year old athletics gold medallist Man Kaur from India.
“What can I say boys, they just can’t get enough of Marshy and his Boomfa superpowers” Marshall told us, speaking in the third person. “I tell ya, don’t listen to anyone that says ya can’t play a new tune on an old fiddle, WOOOOOOOOO!” Marshall credits the impossible feat of impregnating menopausal women to ‘drinking large quantities of Boomfa morning and night’.
His plans now are to be the official ‘greetings and welcome’ ambassador for the upcoming Lions tour of NZ, noting that “those older Brit girls know what Marshy likes. BOOMFA!”