SANZAAR bring in United Airlines to Forceably Remove Three Teams from Super Rugby

The Western Force are looking to launch legal action to keep them in the Super Rugby competition. While the Force have hired Lawyers, SANZAAR have hired United Airlines. Head of SANZAAR, Andy Marinos, has confirmed to Thai Castle that they have hired consultants out of United Airlines in order to forceably remove the Force from the competition.

“We were struggling with the Force players not volunteering to end their sporting careers. We need fewer teams, for our own self-interest, and we expected they [Force players] would happily quit their jobs and go on the dole” “it has become apparent they will not go down without a fight, and so we are prepared to give them that fight”

United Airlines were happy that finally someone agreed with their methodology of exerting physical violence to get their own way, and were keen to help out. “We are creating a movement, not just a one off incident.

People have become real pussies and feel so entitled, we need to bring back violence into mainstream business”

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