The Bachelor Hires Aaron Smith As Sex Coach

Action was taken today by producers of TV show ‘The Bachelor NZ’ after it has been discovered that ratings weren’t the only thing down on the show’s third season. Thai Castle understands that Zac Franich, AKA The Bachelor, has been unable to perform during the X-rated version of the show, which is available on Redtube, Pornhub, YouPorn and the Discovery Channel.

All Black Aaron Smith has been called in as a ‘sex consultant’, after his impressive ability to perform while famously engaging in a sex act in a disabled toilet at Christchurch Airport – which he described as ‘the best moment of TJ Perenara’s life’. “I’m happy to help out” Smith told Thai Castle today.

“Zac is under a lot of pressure, which I can relate to. But it’s going to be a challenge because all the Bachelorettes are basic white bitches.” Smith has outlined a course of action to help Franich, including having Bachelor dates in the nearest toilets, showing him hours of video to ‘get him in the mood’ and a healthy diet of Justin Marshall’s new energy drink Boomfa.

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