Carter ‘Drunk’ On Boomfas While Driving To Tinder date

Former All Black Dan Carter was today arrested for drink driving in Paris, however Thai Castle understands there is more to the incident than first thought.

In an exclusive interview with TC, Carter claimed he wasn’t drinking alcohol, rather Justin Marshall’s new energy drink Boomfa. “Mate, I was on the Boomfas after I heard how good they were at Richie’s stag do.

Marshy came over to Paris and we had a big afternoon pre-loading. I had no idea they had alcohol in them, so I thought it’d be OK when I jumped in the car to go pick up these girls I’d matched with on Tinder.”

After police pulled him over, Carter claims that they ‘were cool about it’ when he explained he was heading off to get laid. “Yeah you know what the Frenchies are like. One of the cops asked if he could come watch, the dirty bastard.”

Meanwhile, Justin Marshall was left at Carter’s flat after being unable to find any Tinder matches of his own.

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