In a Thai Castle exclusive, it has been revealed that the entire extended family of New Zealander-turned-Wallaby, Quade Cooper, will be attending this Saturday’s Bledisloe Cup match. However, like everyone else in the crowd, they will be booing him every time he touches the ball.
Cooper’s father David explained: “We’ve tried to be as supportive of Quade as we can over the years. But it’s getting to the point now where he is just a shit player like the rest of the Wallabies. It’s kind of embarrassing for us as a family”.
Cooper has often been the target of abuse by NZ crowds, due to his switched allegiance and generally punchable appearance. David went on to add: ‘The whole whanau is gathering from around New Zealand to finally let him know that he really made the wrong choice. That, and the fact he’s done fuck all in the last five seasons.’
The Wallabies themselves are unconcerned at the impending hostile reception, coach Michael Cheika saying ‘well it’s not like we’re gonna play any fuckin’ worse, is it?’.