Off the back of an abysmal test series, the Black Caps will be taking their gloves off and putting their masks on for the upcoming ODI series starting this weekend.
Black Caps Captain, Kane Williamson, has told Thai Castle they are struggling to stay relevant and Santner saw this craze developing on Twitter and they thought they’d better get amongst it.
“There’s no such thing as bad publicity” said Santner, “except losing. Kiwis tend to tune out if we’re losing”
“Most of us are going to be your typical scary clown, but Ross will be Ronald McDonald, and BJ is going to be Jigsaw”, announced Guptill, “we’ve even got him a little bike which will make him slow but it’s hilarious”
“Cricket is not a joke” muttered Mike Hesson, who is reportedly scared shitless of clowns, “but these fuckwits are playing like clowns”