Beauden Barrett Turns Water Into Steinlager In Durban

Beauden Barrett has surprised his All Black team mates once again by performing another miracle. This time, however, it was off the field.

The team were on board their flight from Argentina to Durban, and were celebrating their weekend success when all the alcohol in First Class ran out. Retallick looked to Barrett for answers.

“I figured if anyone could save us, it would be Beaudy”, Retallick told Thai Castle, “I told him we were in trouble, and he didn’t even flinch. He went to the back of the plane and spoke with the flight attendants”

Barrett reportedly told the flight attendants to fill up four large wooden barrels with water, and then serve it to the team in beer glasses.

“It was the best beer I have ever tasted” said Aaron Smoth

Reports of Barrett walking on water are surfacing as well, and Twitter is awash with rumours that Barrett may be the second coming of Jesus Christ.

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