Losi Filipo To Headline New Season Of Dancing With The Stars
Desperate for content and ratings, Mediaworks has announced the return of Dancing with the Stars in late 2016. As New Zealand’s pool of celebrities has run dry, Media Works [...]
September 2016
Brodie Rettalick Wins NZ Chess Championship
All Blacks lock Brodie Rettalick made the most of his week off All Black duties by taking out this years New Zealand Chess Championships in Auckland. Rettalick was invited to [...]
Eliza McCartney To Get Gold, Morris & Stefanidi Fail Drug Tests
NZ Pole Vaulter Eliza McCartney will be awarded Olympic gold after both Ekateríni Stefanídi and Sandi Morris were disqualified for using illegal poles. Suspicion started [...]
New Zealand Mourns As Justin Marshall Is Diagnosed With Pink Eye
New Zealand has woken up this morning to the devastating news that their much loved rugby commentator, Justin Marshall, has been diagnosed with Pink eye and faces a long time [...]
The All Black Drinking game 2016
It’s the game we have all been waiting for and with more hype than the release of the iphone 7 this week, the official All Black Drinking game has finally been released [...]
John Key Blanks All Blacks – Admits He Could Only Ever Remember Richie McCaw’s Name
Prime Minister John Key’s notable absence from the All Blacks’ changing rooms this season has been explained in a leaked memo from Parliament today. Thai Castle [...]
Stephen Kearney To Make Warriors A Pacific Paradise in 2017 – Find Out How
After Stephen Kearney was confirmed as new Warriors coach for 2017, sources close to Thai Castle has leaked information about the new strategy that the former Kiwis captain [...]
Steve Tew Admits No Investigation Took Place; Witnesses Paid In Calendar Girls Vouchers
Under fire from Dame Susan Devoy, Steve Tew has cracked and admitted that in fact no investigation took place over the Chiefs stripper scandal. “We were stuck, we were [...]
Kiwis Maimed In Rio 2016 Ready For Paralympics
The Paralympic Games has reportedly seen a large influx of last minute participants, predominantly athletes who were disabled while competing in the recent Olympics. Due to [...]
Tony Veitch, Brock Turner & Bill Cosby Rally To Support The Chiefs
Support has come from far and wide following NZ Rugby’s ruling on the Chiefs’ end of season party celebration controversy. The resulting media backlash has brought many [...]
