Losi Filipo To Headline New Season Of Dancing With The Stars

Desperate for content and ratings, Mediaworks has announced the return of Dancing with the Stars in late 2016. As New … More

Brodie Rettalick Wins NZ Chess Championship

All Blacks lock Brodie Rettalick made the most of his week off All Black duties by taking out this years … More

Eliza McCartney To Get Gold, Morris & Stefanidi Fail Drug Tests

NZ Pole Vaulter Eliza McCartney will be awarded Olympic gold after both Ekateríni Stefanídi and Sandi Morris were disqualified for … More

New Zealand Mourns As Justin Marshall Is Diagnosed With Pink Eye

New Zealand has woken up this morning to the devastating news that their much loved rugby commentator, Justin Marshall, has … More

The All Black Drinking game 2016

It’s the game we have all been waiting for and with more hype than the release of the iphone 7 … More

John Key Blanks All Blacks – Admits He Could Only Ever Remember Richie McCaw’s Name

Prime Minister John Key’s notable absence from the All Blacks’ changing rooms this season has been explained in a leaked … More

Stephen Kearney To Make Warriors A Pacific Paradise in 2017 – Find Out How

After Stephen Kearney was confirmed as new Warriors coach for 2017, sources close to Thai Castle has leaked information about … More

Steve Tew Admits No Investigation Took Place; Witnesses Paid In Calendar Girls Vouchers

Under fire from Dame Susan Devoy, Steve Tew has cracked and admitted that in fact no investigation took place over … More

Kiwis Maimed In Rio 2016 Ready For Paralympics

The Paralympic Games has reportedly seen a large influx of last minute participants, predominantly athletes who were disabled while competing … More

Tony Veitch, Brock Turner & Bill Cosby Rally To Support The Chiefs

Support has come from far and wide following NZ Rugby’s ruling on the Chiefs’ end of season party celebration controversy. … More